Freaky Tzatziki with Unsolicited Dick Chips

Serves 4-6



For the chips:

· 12 large pita bread pockets

· ½ cup olive oil

· 1 teaspoon salt

· ½ teaspoon pepper


For the tzatziki:

· 1 cup plain 2% fat Greek yogurt

· ½ cup cucumber, seeded and finely diced

· 1 tablespoon lemon juice

· 1 clove garlic, minced

· 2 tablespoons fresh dill, chopped finely

· 2 scallions, finely chopped

· ½ tsp salt



These unsolicited dick-chips are the perfect snack for story-time with your girlfriends. When you’re done showing them those pictures you received after your last Bumble date, start by making the tzatziki. We love this recipe because all you have to do is MIX ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN A BOWL. You can eat it right away, but ideally stick it in the fridge and let the flavors mingle for at least 30 minutes before serving.

While your tzatziki flavors chill out, make the pita chips. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Using a cookie cutter (or if you’re feeling creative, a knife), cut dick shapes out of your pita bread. Feel free to place a remote or cell phone next to them & snap a picture to prove their size (we heard from...a friend...that it's common for dick pics to include this). 

Place them onto a cookie sheet and brush each peen with olive oil. Next, sprinkle salt and pepper over your pita peens and place in the oven for 7 minutes, or until golden brown and crispy. Make sure to watch them closely so they don’t burn - they’re rather delicate. 

Remove from oven and let cool for a few minutes before serving. Now just like the real thing, share them with all your friends.