LOVE IS IN THE AIR (BUT SO IS SEX)!
***New Valentine's Day recipes are here***
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SPINACH & ARTICHOKE ME HARDER DIP
Why not start the year with something hot and creamy in your mouth? This crowd-pleasing dip is served in a loaf of bread, so you know it has to be good.
PEENAPPLE FRIED RICE
Nothing like the taste of pineapple to bring back memories of that good vacation dick. Fill yourself up with this spicy fried rice tonight!
PEAR & GORGONZOLA PEENZA
This classy, white pizza will probably be the best thing to go in your mouth all day. Sorry boys, you just can't compete with melted cheese.
Make this simple tomato, mozzarella, and basil salad as an appetizer for your next dinner party (or better yet, adult slumber party).
FRIED TOFU & PEEN-NUT SAUCE
Fry up this quick and hearty appetizer that's guaranteed to bust a nut in your mouth.
Hot, roasted corn dripping wet with miso and honey. Someone buy this dish a drink or we will!
BERRY CREAMED PUFFS
A serving of fruit, a serving of cream, and a serving of D—what more could you want in a dessert? Make these for your best friend's birthday.
GREEN PEEN RICOTTA TOAST
With this easy recipe, you're only 10 minutes away from swimming in green pea & peen heaven. I mean, Mom did always tell you to eat your greens…