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LOVE IS IN THE AIR (BUT SO IS SEX)!

***New Valentine's Day recipes are here***

Mini Peen-nut Butter Cups

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Let's Bang Raspberry Meringues

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SPINACH & ARTICHOKE ME HARDER DIP

Why not start the year with something hot and creamy in your mouth? This crowd-pleasing dip is served in a loaf of bread, so you know it has to be good.

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PEENAPPLE FRIED RICE

Nothing like the taste of pineapple to bring back memories of that good vacation dick. Fill yourself up with this spicy fried rice tonight!

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SOW YOUR OATS & CRANBERRY JAM IT IN COOKIES

These vegan cranberry oat cookies are exploding with nuts and ready to be inside of you. 

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PEAR & GORGONZOLA PEENZA

This classy, white pizza will probably be the best thing to go in your mouth all day. Sorry boys, you just can't compete with melted cheese.

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COCKPRESE SALAD

Make this simple tomato, mozzarella, and basil salad as an appetizer for your next dinner party (or better yet, adult slumber party).

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COCKAMOLE & CHIPS

When it's Friday night and you can't decide between late night guac or late night cock, make this midnight snack to satisfy all of your cravings.

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FRIED TOFU & PEEN-NUT SAUCE

Fry up this quick and hearty appetizer that's guaranteed to bust a nut in your mouth.

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MISO CORNY

Hot, roasted corn dripping wet with miso and honey. Someone buy this dish a drink or we will!

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DARK CHOCOLATE COCK POPS

Add a sprinkle of dark dicks to your dessert routine to mix things up in the dining room and the bedroom. Guaranteed to melt in your mouth.

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BERRY CREAMED PUFFS

A serving of fruit, a serving of cream, and a serving of D—what more could you want in a dessert? Make these for your best friend's birthday.

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GREEN PEEN RICOTTA TOAST

With this easy recipe, you're only 10 minutes away from swimming in green pea & peen heaven. I mean, Mom did always tell you to eat your greens…

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ZUPEENI FRITTERS

Turn this classic phallic green vegetable into these crispy fritters with tangy yogurt sauce to make your tastebuds curl.

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