make love but also make food.
Hi there! Welcome to Peen Cuisine, the cooking blog you didn't even know you needed.
We think good sex and good food aren't just things that make life; they're the things that make it worth living. We know that sometimes you're in the mood for fine cuisine and sometimes you're in the mood for fine peen, and we think you should treat yourself more often. We truly believe the world would be a better place if everyone felt a little more, well, satisfied. So we're on a mission to share recipes that whet the appetite (among other things). Our goal is to help you whip up quick, tasty treats that inspire you to jump right back in between the sheets.
We share easy-to-make recipes (usually fewer than 8 ingredients and less than an hour to prepare) that are all vegetarian, but with a little twist—because let’s be honest, there’s really only one type of meat you need to survive. (Hint: it's not beef.)
So whether you're hungry, horny or both, Peen Cuisine is the one-stop shop to satisfy *all* of your cravings. We'll be sharing new recipes every week, and we hope that you and your friends will join us in celebrating the two best things in life. Fork on, friends!
Your pals at Peen Cuisine (aka the Peen Queens)
P.S. We understand that dicks aren't everyone's jam, which is totally cool, but this blog is here to celebrate the men, women, and non-binary folks who are down with the D. We've got plans to test out some vagine cuisine in our kitchen very soon though, so stay tuned.
Guac out with your cock out.