A honey pumpkin pie so simple, spicy, and sweet, we had to put dicks on it so you wouldn't put one in it.
GARLIC SMASHED POTATOES WITH MUSHROOM BABY GRAVY
Creamy potatoes topped with an insanely flavorful sauce—because no feast, whether in bed or on the table, is finished without the gravy.
PEAR & GORGONZOLA PEENZA
This classy, white pizza will probably be the best thing to go in your mouth all day. Sorry boys, you just can't compete with melted cheese.
Make this simple tomato, mozzarella, and basil salad as an appetizer for your next dinner party (or better yet, adult slumber party).
FRIED TOFU & PEEN-NUT SAUCE
Fry up this quick and hearty appetizer that's guaranteed to bust a nut in your mouth.
Hot, roasted corn dripping wet with miso and honey. Someone buy this dish a drink or we will!
BERRY CREAMED PUFFS
A serving of fruit, a serving of cream, and a serving of D—what more could you want in a dessert? Make these for your best friend's birthday.
GREEN PEEN RICOTTA TOAST
With this easy recipe, you're only 10 minutes away from swimming in green pea & peen heaven. I mean, Mom did always tell you to eat your greens…